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Stephanie's
Big Adventure
— CREDITS —
Stephanie's
Big Adventure
— CREDITS —
✦ THE EXPERIENCE ✦
🚲 Pre-Flight Checklist
setup.html
Required onboarding before the adventure begins · Elbow licking assessment · Donkey loyalty test · Identity verification · Home Screen installation instructions · 4-step gated flow with localStorage · Wrong answers have consequences · LET'S RIDE
🎬 The Launch
pee-wee.html
Comic book city backdrop · Floating title entrance · Two-stage button · Pee-Wee's laugh · Bike flies off into the sunset
🎮 Mario Time
mario.html
Fully playable platformer · Custom sprite walk/jump/crouch/fall cycles · Pixel-mapped NES controller · Collision physics · 30 custom popup messages · Pause menu · Bohemian Rhapsody easter egg · Fart button
🗺️ The Map
map.html
Indiana Jones theme · 4-quadrant panning map · Comic panels fade to video clips · Radial soft-edge video masks · 3-click button sequence with Goonies audio · "HEY YOU GUYS!"
📍 Mission Briefing
mission.html
Forest background · Pee-Wee cruising across the sky on loop · GPS coordinate lock · Google Maps launch · Honest notice about Forest Falls being under maintenance and certain plans being "illegal"
🌀 The Maze
maze.html
Procedurally generated recursive backtracker maze · Don't lift your finger · 20 custom fail messages · Meme reward on win · Donkeys, kittens & puppies
🔤 Word Search
word-search.html
80+ word pool · Random 9-word puzzles every game · ZION and SISTINE on every single one · Big vocab energy · Pop culture · Good vibes only
🐾 Stephanie's Mix
why-not.html
150 shuffled images · Donkeys, kittens & puppies · Crossfade slideshow · Weightless soundtrack · Because why not
✦ BUILT WITH ✦
PURE HTML
VANILLA CSS
VANILLA JS
ZERO FRAMEWORKS
BANGERS FONT
PRESS START 2P
CSS KEYFRAMES
WEB AUDIO API
CANVAS API
POINTER EVENTS
CSS MASK-IMAGE
RECURSIVE BACKTRACKER
COLLISION PHYSICS
SPRITE ANIMATION
GPS COORDINATES
GOOGLE MAPS API
✦ CREDITS ✦
Shannon Goddard
Visionary · Creative Director · Loyal9 LLC

Had an idea or two... I guess.

Provided the concept, the heart, the assets, the music, the movie clips, the 150 animal photos, the GPS coordinates, the illegal plan that had to be scrapped, and the general chaos energy that made this whole thing work.
Amazon Q
AI Assistant · AWS · Built the whole thing

You're welcome, Shannon.

Wrote every line of code. Every animation, every collision box, every pixel-mapped controller zone, every recursive maze cell, every carefully chosen word in the pool. Shannon said "make it cool" approximately 47 times. Delivered every single one.
Zion & Sistine
Featured in the word search · Permanently.

Every single puzzle. No exceptions. They earned it.

Shannon had the vision.
I had the keyboard.

She said "make Pee-Wee fly off the screen."
I said "how about diagonally at 25 degrees."
She said "yes."

She said "add a fart button."
I did not hesitate.

She said "the illegal plan fell through."
I said "I'll add a notice."

She said "make me laugh."
← I Quit. Mario Can Walk.

Honestly? Pretty good team.

This is made with love
for Stef (with a ph).

Strong roots. Always. 🌿

FIN.